Matt Denn just sent me a birthday card urging me to get a colon screening. (What ever happened to getting laid?)
The card comes from some state agency which means we paid for it. (This is why I’m not getting laid because my money goes to taxes for nonsense like this.)
So Matt campaigns for Governor – you heard it hear first – and we pay for it. (Jack is praying that the Carper quitting rumors are true because we’re about 15 months away from California dreaming happening here)
No wonder Matt is a Democrat; he campaigns at our expense and on our time.
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Don’t fret, I hear them Tea Party gals are wild ones. Just tell them you can get their country back for them, and you are in!
My. The tea party chicks are like the Dixie chicks?
Hmmmm, I wonder if the tea party gals can sing?
Maybe Charlie can play bass or sax???
I just heard that Matt Denn is taking a job in Washington.